Dita Does Penthouse

When one's marriage to a philandering, past-his-prime shock rock star hits the skids, what's a pint-sized burlesque queen to do? If you're the delectable Dita Von Teese, you dry your eyes, pack up your feather boas, and head straight for the Penthouse studios to get that nasty taste of divorce out of your system and get on with your life. Actually, we have no idea whether Dita's coverspread in this month's Penthouse was indeed precipitated by her split from Marilyn Manson a few months ago; after all, it's not like Dita hasn't had plenty of experience taking her clothes off for the pages of a glossy monthly before. We do know, however, that Mr. Manson is eating his heart out somewhere at this very moment.

· Dita von Teese Penthouse April 2007 (attuworld.com - thanks David)

*Update So it seems those Penthouse pics were taken before Dita's split from Marilyn Manson in December—apparently, they were taken before she even married him. Either way, we stand by our guess that he's still eating his heart out. (starpulse.com)

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Previously: Scarlett Loves Dita, Exclusive: The New Penthouse Magazine, To Bra Or Not To Bra?, "She's Lost Control"