Morning Wood: Groping For Answers

· Kelly Brook's lingerie line, now with pictures! Suddenly it all makes sense. (showbiz.sky.com)

· Panties with photos of your favorite face on them have the potential to be even creepier than this photo suggests. (thecoolhunter.net)

· Autographing a woman's boob is a nice way to show you care, but someone should tell Ron Jeremy to let the woman take her boob out of the shirt on her own. These things go more smoothly when the cops aren't involved. (tmz.com)

· Can good Christians practice BDSM? Yes, but it's more convincing if they've been very, very bad Christians. (christiansandbdsm.com)

· $4,000 for the "Erotic Suite" at the Palms Hotel in Vegas seems sort of steep—after all, you can have the same sex at the Super 8 down the street and pass the saving on to the blackjack tables. (palmsfantasy.com)

· Lucy Pinder's topless pictures, now with video! Suddenly it all makes even more sense. (flurl.com - thanks Giles)

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