DVD Review: “Make Love To My Ass”

This movie doesn't quite live up to its title, which director Daniel Dakota hoped would be a couples'-friendly exploration of anal sex. Instead it is a solid gonzo movie with bits of plot in between, like spinach in an otherwise enticing smile. But how can you fault anything with Sativa Rose in it? And Flower Tucci? You can't.

Read our review of Adam & Eve's "Make Love To My Ass" after the gap. - GP

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Make Love To My Ass

Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Daniel Dakota
Cast: Naomi, Flower Tucci, Sasha Knox, Sativa Rose, Kaylynn, Evan Stone, Scott Nails, Jerry, Ben English

Review by Gram Ponante

Mark Stevens (Evan Stone) is the owner of a bikini company and he is obsessed with asses. If this story sounds hauntingly familiar to you of when I got a job at Jagermeister you can see where my lawsuit is headed.

Somehow Stevens offends one of his models, Sasha Knox. Before we can explore this, however (and it is never brought up again), Jim Baller (Scott Nails) meets Kaylynn, who confesses that she likes it "deep in the ass".

"That's what I was thinking," says Nails, and puts it there.

Knox and her husband then have a dispute about their pre-nuptial agreement. "You are in breach of tour contract," she says. She claims that he doesn't eat her ass enough. He reluctantly complies.

Bikini designer Jerry, Mark's employee, then takes measurements of Flower Tucci's ass. He takes them in an unorthodox fashion.

Mark confides in his friend Ben (Ben English, typecast as a Ben Kingsley-style villain). "I'm falling in love with girls' asses," he says.

Ben doesn't care. He is too busy showing off the sex swing in his office to Sativa Rose.

Finally, Stone meets the ass of his dreams, Naomi. Naomi is the type of performer who does not stop moving; she moves up and down as she talks, she tosses her hair around. It was an accomplishment to even pin her down, but Mark does.

This movie was awkward; a hybrid of a feature movie and a gonzo movie that really should have stayed in the gonzo realm and not bothered with a story. When there is a story present, the viewer keeps hoping it will make sense.

But the sex scenes were spot on (I don't know why that phrase sounds dirty in this context, but somehow it does), especially with the ass-tastic Tucci, Naomi, and Sativa Rose.

· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy "Make Love To My Ass" (gamelink.com)

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