Morning Wood: Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop!

· Either our Russian translator is out of batteries or this page is the instructions for turning a Pringles can into a virtual vagina. Wish we'd thought of that. (palevo.com - thanks Leslie)

· We think we've seen more of Cameron Diaz in a bikini the last three months than we've seen of her in the theaters in the last three years. As long as we never have to sit through another Charlie's Angels sequel, that's a fair deal. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Japan comes to the rescue of Chinese citizens stifled by their country's strict internet censorship, by politely serving their porn. It's a great day for international cooperation. (asiasentinel.com)

· Speaking of cultural unity, organizers of the Bangkok International Book Fair learn about hardcore Japanese hentai the hard way. At this point, we assume all comic books are naughty until proven otherwise. (asiamedia.ucla.edu)

· What kind of delinquent would charge $250 worth of pay-per-view porn movies to a school district cable bill? It has to be an administrator, because the kids would be smart enough not get caught. (kutv.com)

· A British cable company joins the list of broadcasters that have "accidentally" shown porn instead of the regular programming. Maybe we should try "accidentally" not paying our bill next month. (monstersandcritics.com)

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