Elevator Girl Kyoko: Going Down!

We've never considered ourselves "hobbyists"—more like canaries in the porn mines—but after seeing the goods on offer at HobbyStuff4U (which do not involve felt, wicker or hotglue), we're thinking that it's time to take up a hobby. Or two. Case in point with Elevator Girl Kyoko, a lovely unpainted PVC figure who just begs for a trip to the model train store for brushes and paint and the slow hand of a masterful collector/hobbyist who knows a noble pursuit when it's right there pressing her tits on a fake glass elevator door with her nylons around her knees. Or check out any of the other gargantuan-tittied collectibles in the "X" section just waiting for the home artist to brush-stroke her into mantel-worthy display. Hey, it sure beats tricking out our wind-up dicks for the weekly office wind-up pecker races. -V. Blue

· Elevator Girl Kyoko (hobbystuff4u.com)

Previously: Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, Erotic Sculptures by Leigh Heppell, Giant Japanese Boob Dolls, AFV Figure