Morning Wood: Doing Our Best To Lead You Astray

· Hey, look ... it's pictures of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson hanging out together! Nothing suspicious about that, right? (toxicmagazine.com)

· Oh by the way, Russian gangsters are luring Windows users to malicious websites by promising pictures of Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson. But seriously, that above link is totally cool. You trust us don't you? (informationweek.com)

· If you'd rather not take chances, you can just enjoy this gallery of completely random and unrelated photos of topless girls at the beach. Things like this don't have to make sense. (attuworld.com)

· Officials at Atlanta's Hartsfield-Jackson Airport are cracking down on sex in the public restrooms, presumably by informing people that sex in an airport bathroom does not qualify you for the Mile High Club. (wyff4.com)

· In America, it's big faceless chain stores that replace all the mom and pop operations. In Japan, they get replaced by sex shops. Mom and Pop probably needed to retire, anyway. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives