Public Access Pussy Power!

If your parents never had the "birds and the bees" talk with you, then you should probably pour yourself a big glass of milk sit down and watch this video, because it's pretty much the best explanation of how sex between a man and a woman really works. It also might be the single greatest video in the history of everything. Motivational speaker Alexyss K Tylor understands the difference between penis power and vagina power, and she's not afraid to explain it to women who need to stop playing themselves just for some $2.99 shrimp at Long John Silver's. We know this isn't actually porn, but it's burning up teh internets and it's just too much filthy-mouthed awesomeness to pass up. Plus, it will give us an excuse to start peppering our language with phrases like "hittin' the walls and working the middle" and "a side of penis." Be grateful you never got this speech from your mom and dad, but you'll learn more in the next nine minutes then you would in a whole lifetime of afterschool specials.

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· Atlanta Public Access TV* (YouTube, via vice.typepad.com)
· PE-Nus Power VirGINA POWER** (YouTube)
· ALEXYSS K TYLOR VAGINA POWER! (alexyssktylorvaginapower.com)
· Vagina Power: A Ten Minute Play by Alexis Tyler (helpful transcript @ youcantmakeitup.com)

*Update Alas, the clip has disappeared from you tube—occupy yourselves with the above transcript while we try to sniff out another source. (You can also see clips on Alexyss K Tylor's website, linked above.)
**Update 2 Resurrected! Enjoy it while it lasts.