· Adjustable breast implants? Love dolls for dogs? Are those nerds at Gizmodo trying to muscle in on our freak turf? (Gizmodo)
· We're a little concerned over the prospect of Jessica Simpson as a Pussycat Doll? Does she know they aren't actual cats? (allheadlinenews.com)
· Halle Berry is no longer interested in flashing her tits, and has decided to show everyone her ass instead. We don't care if she's coming or going. (hollywoodtuna.com)
· This guide to gay bathhouses will come in very handy for straight guys, provided they don't mind being not straight for a few hours. (blogto.com)
Google is a little bit less cool about adult websites than they used to be. If we understood how internet advertising worked, we'd probably be pissed. (avn.com)
· China cracks down on internet naughtiness, but forgets to write a law against nude web chats. To be fair, we didn't think people still did that stuff either. (msnbc.com)
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