Morning Wood: Gemma Atkinson’s Magic Breasts

· Jenna Jameson confesses that she had cancer and a miscarriage over two years ago. Wow, that pretty much covers the only two things you can't make a joke about. (usmagazine.com)

· What exactly is holding Gemma Atkinson's bikini up? Those jugs she's carrying aren't filled with helium, are they? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Here's a new one: the Top 10 most famous insertions throughout history, also known as the "it seemed like a good idea at the time" collection. (yesbutnobutyes.com)

· A Dublin madam is the first woman in the history of Ireland to be jailed for organizing prostitution. You've come a long way, baby. (rte.ie)

· A new study says that 25% of all workplace computers have porn on them. Or 100% depending on where you work. (xbiz.com)

· A magazine for teen girls get pulled from shelves after a picture "accidentally" reveals the private parts of a model. Maybe it would be easier to just turn into a magazine for teen boys? (news.com.au)

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