Wet Spots: That’s Gotta Sting A Little

· You know your 15 minutes are over when your homemade celebrity sex tape is so boring, no one even wants to put it on the internet. Better luck next time, Lauren Conrad! (tmz.com, via Gawker)

· Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding gets $200,000 to stand around in her bathing suit. How much to see her in the birthday suit? (toxicmagazine.com)

· Attorney General Alberto Gonzales admits that mistakes were made and US Attorneys were fired for not prosecuting enough obscenity cases, but that it's also totally cool and he didn't anything wrong. Says to Congress: "We're still buds, right?" (yahoo.com + avn.com)

· Is that fetish model Sativa Verte shaking her booty on Fuse TV's PantsOff, DanceOff? We know she's an expert at the "pants off" part, but does she have any rhythm? (fuse.tv)

· Ahh, the things journalists will do for a story ... like work as phone sex operator. Still no answer as to which profession is more shady. (ctnow.com, via Boing Boing)

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