Wet Spots: How To Get Ahead In Business

· The Chubb Group would like to remind you not to dip your pen in the company ink. In other words, ignore your own chub and listen to theirs. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Gentleman (and ladies, too) your days of fumbling around with one hand when the lights are off are over—introducing the glow-in-the-dark bra. (thesun.co.uk)

· If you want to see Harry Potter's peen but can't sit still for a transatlantic flight, don't worry. "Equus" and Daniel Radcliffe's johnson are coming to Broadway. (cbc.ca)

· Is porn losing out as the internet grows up? We promise not to start acting mature anytime soon. (economist.com)

· Wisconsin privacy laws are making it difficult for police to determine who is jerking off all over books at the public library. Maybe someday you'll have to give a DNA sample to get a library card. (sfgate.com)

· A Dutch escort agency has set up a special service to help geeks hack their virginity. But can you teach a hooker to set up a Linux box? (theregister.co.uk)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives