Morning Wood: Lindsay Lohan Is All Aglow

· Lindsay Lohan is very shiny. Isn't she overdue for some truly insane public behavior? (egotastic.com, more @ drunkenstepfather.com)

· An artist plans to install 30 full-size nude male sculptures on rooftops all over London in a completely sensible plan that shouldn't cause anyone to get upset ever. (thisislondon.co.uk)

· Is video upload site XXX Uploads the target of jihad? Whatever happened to the good old fashioned fatwa? (ghettowebmaster.com)

· In what may be the strangest piece of royal gossip ever (and that's saying something) the future King and Queen of England may have broken up because of ... German porn maestro Klaus Harmony? For a dead guy, he's got one heck of a press agent. (pugbus.net)

· State lawmakers in Utah want to ban open wi-fi networks. Why? Because of the childrens of course! (kutv.com)

· Letter To The Editor Of The Day: "Come on, TV entertainers ... Your children are watching porn!" (pressconnects.com)

· Sex workers in India "employing" men to act as "partners" for "social and emotional support." Next week, India learns about the Pimp Cup. (indiatimes.com)

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