· The greatest special effect in the new SpiderMan 3 movie? Kirsten Dunst's massive boobs. That's not your Spidey Sense you feel tingling. (thesun.co.uk)
· The idea of a Tyra Banks-on-Rosie O'Donnell pileup may not turn you on, but it's a video of one girl squeezing another girl's boobs so we're contractually obligated to provide you with a link. (TMZ.com)
· Breaking! A nude art model actually enjoys her job and is not depressed, amoral, or addicted to drugs. You can't make this stuff up people! (nebraska.statepaper.com)
· Finally, a detailed explanation of "booty pop," otherwise known as the kind of dancing that will get you kicked out of your high school prom. Print it out and mail it to your parents. (wvgazette.com)
Femdom enthusiasts will be interested in the planned opening of a Chinese "women's town" which will punish disobedient male visitors by having them kneel on an uneven board or wash dishes in a restaurant. No telling what they'll do for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom.
· A man in Oregon caused an entire building to be locked down because he was wandering the halls wearing nothing but a pair of high heels. Even worse, they were totally last season. (sfgate.com)
· If you're still having trouble finding that G-spot after all the instructional material we've presented you with this week, these tips may be your last hope. Don't give up the quest, people! (complex.com)
· And if you're also having trouble behaving yourself at strip club, this etiquette primer might come in handy—though if you still need to be reminded of that whole hands-off policy, you really don't need to be going to strip clubs to begin with. (doubleviking.com)
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