Marital Aid Test Kitchen: HER Perfect Fit Waterproof

The title of this product, a reassuring little device that looks like a fancy lighter, something you'd buy from an ice cream truck, a noble saguaro, and the old TAFKAP symbol at the same time, seems like a string of modifiers waiting for an object: one thinks, "Her perfect fit waterproof what?"

Would the actual experience with this device similarly leave our test subject hanging? Find out after the gap. - GP

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This doodad is best classified, I guess, as a vibrator. It's small and somewhat insubstantial. Our subject, a standard-issue size zero porn starlet, still seemed to have hands too big to effectively grasp it and guide it in. The thought of someone else administering the experiment was almost out of the question.

With a tiny handle and a rapier-like hilt curving up to an ingenious pivoting knobbly thing (you know, for your CLITORIS), the rest of the dingus is all about being somewhat inside you. It's size could be used to a certain advantage, like a travel backgammon set for your vulva.

It's tiny purpleness should not dissuade your female loved ones from trying it. It takes two AA batteries and has five dependable speeds, delineated as 1,2,3,4, and 5 without going through the trouble of naming each speed,—which, our subject said, "always pisses me off."

· HER Perfect Fit Waterproof (vibrator) (adameve.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)

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