Scandalous Mexican Babe Make Things Right Again

In the United States, it's been standard procedure for many years that if you're a female involved in some horrible, yet titillating national scandal the most important thing you can do to "rehabilitate" your image is pose nude for a magazine; after all, nothing says, "I'm okay now," like full frontal nudity. Well, it seems our friends south of the border feel the same way as we learned while searching for some background info on the star of this H magazine shoot, Mary Boquitas. At first, we assumed she was just some hot model expanding her portfolio, but our translation-assisted research reveals that Mary is quite a notorious figure is Mexico, as a bit player in a sex/crime/musical Svengali scandal of some renown. Some quick searching can teach you a bit about her travails through the Brazilian and Mexican legal systems, her acquittal of numerous odd charges, and what (we assume) is her mea culpa/triumphant return to the limelight in this sexy photo spread. It's good to see this time-honored tradition living on all across North America, and it reminds us that we here in the States haven't had a truly juicy scandal in years. Can we get Scarlett Johansson framed for seal poaching or something?

· Mary Boquitas in Extremo Magazine (dailypoa.com, also @ miarroba.com)
· Mary Boquitas (Wikipedia)

Previously: Nella, Babe Of The Year (Officially), Still More Completely Random Brazilian TV Hotness, Allure Makes Everyone "Look Better Naked", Sophie Howard's "Bizarre" Behavior, Miss Australia "Nude" Scandal, Meet Imogen Gray: Taking Advantage Of The System, Meet Nicole Begg: Naked Speed Skater Would Like Your Attention, Please