Morning Wood: Sex Workers Of The World Unite!

· Agustina Dazza is from Argentina. We think you know where this is going. (latenightpictures.com)

· Sex workers in India get into the whole May Day spirit, and take on the capitalist swine that treat them like chattel. See, all Marxist aren't so bad. (news.com.au)

· Strippers in Ohio are also fighting for their rights in the face of a harsh new strip club law. Why didn't our founding fathers have the foresight to include lapdances in the Constitution? (daytondailynews.com)

· These Coachella concert goers aren't really in the middle of a sweaty orgy, but if you squint real hard you sort of imagine they are. (Flickr)

· Frustrated ladies might want to try this new diet that is said to boost your sex drive. Unfortunately, this diet does not appear to be Chicken McNugget based. (andhracafe.com)

· New York City passes a new ordinance increasing the fines for pirating DVDs, most of which happen to be porn. We guess we won't be doing our Christmas shopping at the 6th Avenue subway station this year. (xbiz.com)

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