Jenna Vs. Tera: Clash Of The Titanesses

Could we really have been so remiss in our duties this week as to neglect telling you about the legal squabble brewing between porn titanesses Jenna Jameson and Tera Patrick? Actually, the whole brouhaha isn't nearly as exciting as the idea of one porn star suing another would make it sound: it seems that Tera is upset about some royalties from her website that went missing after Playboy (which acquired it from Jenna's production company last year) took over its management, and ... well to be honest, our eyes start glazing over when it comes to terms like "revenue" and "management", so we aren't really interested in the details. What we are interested in is the prospect of Tera and Jenna working out their differences via a knock-down, drag-out nude oil wrestling competition—produced and broadcast free worldwide by Playboy, of course—that would settle the matter and give us something really newsworthy to report about in the meantime. We'll even chip in for the cost of the bikinis they can rip off each other to get things started. Who needs to pay all those hefty lawyer fees anyway?

· "PORN SHOWDOWN" (NY Post)
· "Teravision Sues Club Jenna, Playboy Over Website Accounting" (Xbiz)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: Your Week in Porn Fracases