Morning Wood: Good Help Is Hard To Find

· We've never had a doctor who looked like Rosa Blasi. Can we sue someone for malpractice? (dailypoa.com)

· If you've ever suspected that the tech guys who service your computer are stealing your porn, don't worry ... they definitely are. (Consumerist)

· Big Brother UK just cuts to the chase by banning bikini tops. Wouldn't it just be easier to film at a nudist colony? (dailystar.co.uk)

· Here's your guide to skinny-dipping in Arkansas. Find water. Get naked. The end. (arktimes.com)

· Did you know all serials killers are addicted to porn? Well, one serial killer was once, so we guess that's reason enough to ban it completely. (theolympian.com)

· News flash: People who work in our nation's capital like to have sex ... with people they aren't married to! Surely our politicians would never behave that way! (capitolhillblue.com)

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