Vortex Vibrations: Vacuuming Your Way To A Better Orgasm

Your daily (or in our case, bimonthly) housecleaning ritual just got a whole lot more interesting with the advent of the Vortex Vibrations, a patent-pending clitoral stimulator that plugs into your vacuum cleaner and promises to bring you to the kind of "faster, better, longer orgasms" than the type you'd get from just getting all the gunk out from underneath your bed or from between your sofa cushions. But don't break out your heavy-duty Oreck XL Pro just yet, ladies: according to the manufacturer, "A small hand held vacuum of 600 watt or less is more than adequate for most women. An 800 watt vacuum has proven satisfying for some, but has been too much suction for other women. A 1200 watt vacuum has been unpleasant to all testers", and may cause your clitoris to disappear into the land of dust bunnies and bread crumbs, never to return. (OK, we added that last part ourselves. Still, you can't be too careful.) Don't miss the short video clip of the device in action, in which a wee balloon is used to stand in for an actual clitoris "in the interest of good taste". Because if there's one thing we'd expect in our $59.99 vacuum cleaner sex toy attachment, it's discretion.

· Vortex Vibrations (vortexvibrations.com - thanks VB)

Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: HER Perfect Fit Waterproof, OhMiBod's BodiTalk: Reach Out And Fuck Someone, When Dildos Attack!, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: My First G-Spot Kit, How To: Recycle Your Sex Toys, The NUE: Masturbating Your Way To A Better Tomorrow