2007 F.A.M.E. Awards: Because If Belladonna’s Ass Doesn’t Win Something, We All Lose

The final ballot for the 2007 F.A.M.E. Awards—the adult industry's biggest (and only) "truly interactive adult award event", now in its second year—presents us with some pretty tough decisions. Do we vote for Belladonna in all of the categories for which she's been nominated, or should we choose between awarding her the prize for Favorite Starlet, Favorite Anal Starlet, Favorite Ass, or Dirtiest Girl In Porn? And if we decide to split our votes among some of our other favorite stars, should Jesse Jane get our vote for Favorite Breasts or Hottest Body? Do Tera Patrick's boobs outshine the rest of her career achievements? And what of Jenna Haze (for there is always Jenna Haze), whose ass, mouth, and hotness in toto are similarly up for awards in their respective categories? We totally appreciate the fact that the F.A.M.E. awards are determined by we, the people and all—as opposed to the secret cabal of lube-huffing Druids behind certain other awards shows—but honestly, this democratic process can get really confusing sometimes.

· Nominees For The 2007 F.A.M.E. Awards (vote now @ thefameawards.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch: F.A.M.E.'s Gonna Live Forever!, Porn Valley Dispatch: Awards Withdrawal, 2007 AVN Awards Photos: Gag On The Glamour!, 2007 AVN Awards: Is That All There Is?