You know the drill: "Horny little sluts take you to the point of no return". Tia Tanaka, it is whispered, is no longer in the adult business, so this collection of vignettes serves as a kind of soapy time machine, weaning us off Tanaka slowly with pornhumous doses of the star beloved of discerning directors like David Aaron Clark and Michael Stefano. Unlike Tupac, however, Tanaka is still alive, and we still might have the opportunity to bump into her on the street.
"Remember when you de-lathered yourself in that shower with that hose, Formerly Tia Tanaka?" we'll ask, and we'll all laugh and laugh. "No, seriously - us next." - GP
· Buy "Tease Me Then Please Me #5" (gamelink.com)
· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Tia Tanaka on MySpace (myspace.com)
Previously: Scrapbook: Tia Tanaka, Porn Of The Moment Archive