Rodman’s Rod?

If you blinked, you may have missed two Dennis Rodman-related news items last week: First, the former five-time NBA champion was signed to a two-game contract with the (ahem) Cedar Valley Jaguars. Then, full-frontal pics surfaced that purportedly show the Worm revealing his "worm" to a Euro television crew. (Like we said, if you blinked, you missed it.) Crunk & Disorderly—a sort of hip-hop Perez Hilton—has the best quality photo we've seen online; plus, the comments for the post are priceless. Let's hope the pic is fake, because we brothers have a reputation to live up to. -RM

"Dennis Rodman Doesn't Make My Whistle Blow" (crunktastical.blogspot.com)