Battle Of The Bulge(s)

We've been trying not to let our baser instincts get the best of us (because you know we're so not all about baser instincts) and have therefore refrained from posting anything about the ongoing brouhaha involving online gossip doyenne/reputed fantastic neg top Perez Hilton, fashion barnacle/bareback porn demistar/alleged ADHD poster child Jason Preston, and the approximately seven thousand opinionated homosexualists (and their fans!) who have something to say about them and their respective Manhunt profiles on PerezHilton.com and Gay Porn Blog. So we'll defer to our esteem'd colleagues at the latter to fill you in on all the sordid details, none of which concern us in the least; we're only telling you all this because there happens to be a couple of rather nice penises involved. We know you wouldn't want to miss those.

· "Blogger Battle Of The Bulge: Perez Hilton Caught With His Pants Down" (gaypornblog.com)

Previously: "Big Dicks, Big Egos", John Paulus: From Rags to Riches?, Michael Lucas' New Claymate