Bathroom Sex Report: Where Hipsters Fear To Tread

Hoping to leave a legacy on this Earth that goes beyond "that singer dude who put cellphone pics of his wiener on the internet," Fall Out Boy frontman Pete Wentz recently opened his own bar in New York City's East Village. Why would that concern us, you ask? Well, his attempts to convince emo-induced hipsters to buy overpriced Jager shots included the press release-friendly selling point that Angels and Kings is "a place that anyone can go and have sex in the bathroom and not get in trouble." Sounds tempting ... but is it true? After Hours cub reporter Joshua David Stein and his video-enabled sidekick Richard Blakeley scoped out the new speakeasy for East Coast liberal elite blog Gawker, and filed this special report direct from the loo. Not only are the legends true, but if you play your cards right one of these two guys will probably be waiting for you when you arrive. (If you actually have to use the can, we recommend holding it until you get home.)

· LOSER' JOINT, BATHROOM SEX (nypost.com)
· See also: Gawker's Angels and Kings + bathroom sex coverage

Previously: Pete Wentz Cell Phone Pics, Party Report: "Bachelor Party" Is Good, Clean Fun, Old School Nightlight Photos by Derek Ridgers, Party Report: Debbie Does Manhattan, Nikola's Never Ending Birthday Bash (= More Boobs!), Driven By Boredom: Party Polaroids by Igor