Porn Valley (Adjacent) Dispatch: Golf for Skylar Neil

Each year for over a decade, Motley Crue's Vince Neil and sports philanthropy outfit the TJ Martell Foundation throw a charity golf tournament to benefit the Skylar Neil Memorial Fund, established in memory of Neil's daughter who died of cancer in 1995. Neil's is probably the highest profile charity event at which porn stars appear, and it is always interesting to see the type of foursomes who regularly attend golf events mingling with the strippers and porn girls who were the inspiration for so much of Motley Crue's music.

It's a pleasure to visit Simi Valley's Lost Hills Golf Course, which looks a bit like a garden on the Moon, and hearing Sasha Grey (pictured here with Marie Luv and Tricia Devereaux) explain to a Cleveland businessman what "Gang Bang My Face" is about. Read more after the gap. - GP

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As a man who likes porn, I often find it unpleasantly distracting to see guys in the picture - unless they look like they are very happy to be there. Here Vince Neil and Cousin Stevie find themselves surrounded by personal bevies, including Sunny Lane, Flower Tucci, and Olicia O'Lovely.

"I'm 64," Cousin Stevie said; "you're, what, 30? You have no idea how to appreciate these things."

(Yes, but I'll give it a shot.)

GolfMILF DeBella poses by the clubhouse.

Dana DeArmond looks like the hot best friend my older sister never had, and who never walked into the family room after skateboarding to say, "I will make you a man today." Cruel Fate.

Marie Luv explains that it's 150 feet with the wind behind you. "I heard someone say that earlier," she said. "I don't know shit about golf."

Co-host Tiffany Granath with MR. BELDING!!!

As soon as I asked Veronica Rayne to pose, she went and got all icy sexy, whereas before she had just been a sexy generalist.

The omnipresent and omnijuicy Sunny Lane in the golden hour.

· Skylar Neil Memorial Fund (skylarneil.org)

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