Restless Penis Syndrome: It Could Happen To You

As part of our recent public health initiative, it's also our responsibility to direct your attention to this new product designed to alleviate the sufferings of anyone experiencing the increasingly widespread problem of Restless Penis Syndrome, which we're afraid might be a side effect of visiting Fleshbot every day. If you should find your sleep habits being interrupted by twitching genitalia (your own or your partner's), we recommend you check out this promotional video clip before YouTube takes it down due to its use of the word "fuck" or before GlaxoSmithKline gets all twitchy themselves and serves up a cease and desist order, whichever comes first. (But don't try to self-medicate by taking Fleshbot off your bookmarks list. Studies have shown that you can still live with RPS and have a happy, productive life as long as you relieve the symptoms on a regular basis.)

· "Deqip for RPS" (YouTube - thanks SJ)