Popshots of the Week!

No sooner had a friend from G4TV unloaded a whole bag of PS2 games on me that this image reminiscent of "Silent Hill 4" presented itself. But in Porn Valley, where BDSM chicks gambol in the gorse, we don't need to settle for beating the hotties with a steel rod; we can actually hang them up! Join us after the gap for more pictures of porn stars as they really are. - GP

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Tightfit, the studio responsible for "Assraelis", is as big a friend to the fetish community as it is to the Children of Israel. At a "play party" at its headquarters last week, Master Dominic (with the hair) left this partygoer in suspense, while the attendees below demonstrated what they thought of the buffet.

On the set of Mayhem's "Assploitations 8". director/performer Tory Lane uttered the following words:

"Fuck me in my dirty asshole."

In this case, "dirty" meant "yearning, lascivious" rather than "diseased, unhygienic". One could - and I'm not saying one didn't - eat an excellent vegan meal off of Lane's asshole.

Finally: Geeks take heed! Even though Eva Angelina is not wearing her trademark glasses on the cover of July's issue of discerning gentlemen's magazine Genesis, she more than makes up for it by displaying tiny photon torpedoes where her nipples should be.

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