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Morning Wood: Now Say You’re Sorry

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· We had no idea, but baseball is a filthy, filthy game. Are you going to let them talk about your mother that way? (firejoemorgan.com)

· American Apparel is the perfect clothing to get yourself off in. 'Tis the season. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Beijing hands out a harsh new penalty for Chinese websites that display porn—they must offer a heartfelt apology. Sending a nice bouquet of flowers wouldn't hurt either. (chinatechnews.com)

· Website owners discover the shocking secret that putting the word "sex" in your headlines gets people to read your stories. Yeah, that's pretty much our entire operations manual. (ameinfo.com)

· Do you really want to use a service that keeps track of every link you click on while web surfing and shares that info with the whole world? Try explaining all those "big butt asian cuckold bondage" searches to your friends. (darrenbarefoot.com)

· Just so everyone is clear ... Jared, the Subway guy does not rent out his porn. We wouldn't trade any of our DVDs either. Not even for one of those yummy Spicy Italian sandwiches. (tmz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives


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