· Ice-T's wife, Coco, is quite a drink of water. That's a whole lot of thirsty for one family. (dailypoa.com)
· Michelle Rodriguez plays in the surf while you had to go work on a Monday. Does that really seem fair? (celebpixx.blogspot.com)
· The editor of GQ magazine is in hot water over his poorly-executed joke about Asian whores. He really should have re-written it to include whores of all races, colors and creeds. (nypost.com, via Gawker)
· A German sex toy company gets fined for naming its vibrators after two of Germany's greatest soccer stars, although they both probably wish they scored at the same rate as their miniature buzzing friends. (yahoo.com, via Deadspin)
· Apparently, the only industry that gets less love than porn these days is gambling, but they do have a good feeling about Red 23. (eog.com)
· How does searching for science DVDs on Amazon turn up an academic treatise on gay porn? Either it's bad search algorithms or just good luck. (slapupsidethehead.com)
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