Morning Wood: Looking Out For Number One

· Jessica Alba is already working on a plan to move up to No. 1 on next year's Hot 100 list. We would say these GQ pictures make her the early frontrunner. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Avril Lavigne focuses her self-promotional efforts on the cover of the new issue of Blender. Hey, it's an even longer way to No. 1 from No. 15, so we guess she can use all the help she can get. (egotastic.com)

· Seems like the sex in that Marilyn Manson video is a little too real for some people. We're still traumatized about it even if it turns out to be fake, so what does it matter? (mtv.com)

· The domain Porn.com has been sold for over $9.5 million. "DirtPipeMilkshakeMILFs.com", however, is still available for a much lower price—so don't give up your hopes of being an online smut mogul just yet. (sys-con.com)

· Presidential candidate Mitt Romney did not have sex with his wife before they were married. Don't we all feel a little safer now? (mineralwellsindex.com)

· A business owner hopes to take her fight against Alabama's sex toy ban to the Supreme Court, mostly because she wants to hear John Paul Stevens say the word "dildos." (montgomeryadvertiser.com + xbiz.com)

· A New York state legislator proposes that exotic dancers be required to have a license to strip. It sounds like some people should need a license to govern. (avn.com)

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