Rob Rotten Wants You To Swallow His Children

You might think that punk porn auteur Rob Rotten would have a hard time following up such titles as "Anal Swine" and "Sperm Sponges", but if there's anything else the director is known for besides his penchant for droogspeak and having the word "prison" "poison" tattooed on his dick, it's his pluckiness. So we can't help but be excited about his next all-blowjob opus "Swallow My Children", even though he's barely finished filming it—and especially because the press release from the company that's releasing it is a classic of its kind: "First, I want to apologize to anyone who may be offended by the title of Rob Rotten's new movie. I want to state unequivocally that absolutely no people were actually swallowed during the production of this movie. True, several million sperm-cells were indeed ingested as they passed through the gullets of several attractive and thirsty--or is it hungry?--ladies ...(B)ut it should be noted that absent contact with a fertile ovary, the swimmers cannot technically be considered people and as such, Rob cannot be charged with murder." Try arguing with that kind of logic.

· "Rob Rotten: Curse the Beasts and the Children" (avn.com)
· Rob Rotten's Punx Productions (punxproductions.com)
· Thumbnail via "Scurvy Girls 2"
· Metro Interactive (metrointeractive.com)

Previously: Porn Vegas Dispatch: Rob Rotten Is Actually A Very Nice Young Man, DVD: "Anal Swine", DVD: "Porn Of The Dead"