Morning Wood: News You Can Use (To Get Off To)

· The Daily Show takes a hard-hitting look at NILF hunting. That's "News I'd Like to Fuck." We had no idea that cable news was so nasty. (ifilm.com)

· New York City cabs—and the paparazzi—get the best of Dita Von Teese. That skirt was was probably coming off soon anyway, so what's the harm in looking up it? (dlisted.com)

· We're no fashion experts, but we think Karolina Kurkova might have her dress on backwards or something. Is lace supposed to go there? (drunkenstepfather.com)

· What if you put up nude statues all over London and no one really noticed? Is it still art? (thisislondon.co.uk)

· Asking young students to write an essay about fellatio doesn't really sound like a punishment to us. It sounds more like a day job. (edmontonsun.com)

· A lingerie company asks women to vote with their bras ... literally. If you have implants does that count as voter fraud? (shakewellbeforeuse.com)

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