Morning Wood: Hot Italian Chicks Make Us Happy

· Behold the only survivor of the recent Griffith Park fire in L.A. Is it divine providence, or further proof that porn cannot be destroyed? (laist.com)

· The return of Melita Toniolo has already brightened our day. Hot Italian babes have a way of doing that. (latenightpictures.com)

· Mobile adult content has arrived ... and it will kill your children! And you thought cellphone radiation was bad. (walb.com)

· Don't click on the new OpenOffice computer worm, even though it downloads a picture of a man having sex in a bunny suit. We can always dig up more of those for you if that's your thing. (itnews.com.au)

· Of course, some people are so eager to get their machine infected that they'll literally accept an open invitation. Even the people who fell for the Britney sex tape aren't that gullible. (xbiz.com)

· There's a reason that stripper poles belong in the strip club and not at home. Leave this stuff to the professionals, kids. (gigglesugar.com)

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