Wet Spots: Old Bunnies Never Die, They Just Move Out Of The Mansion

· Pamela Anderson made good use of her visit to the Cannes Film Festival. These bikini poses are timely and efficient. (egotastic.com)

· A rare species of rabbit named after Hugh Hefner may die out before he does. Have they tried moving them in with three hot blond babes? That seems to help with longer life. (ap.org)

· Police are desperately searching for two hardened criminals who stole one box of condoms from Sears. We think being featured in the most ridiculous Crime Stoppers alert ever is punishment enough. (thesmokinggun.com)

· The good news: The hooker you meet on Craigslist while visiting New York from out of town is actually two girls. The bad news: They're both there to beat you up and take all your money. And people you meet on the internet are usually so trustworthy. (nydailynews.com)

· Today's rock and roll urban legend that just might be true: Mick Jagger's bee stinger penis enlargement trick. Do you think that's also how Puff Daddy got his name? (eontarionow.com)

· China throws a blogger in jail for posting explicit stories on his site. The World Wide Web: Bringing democracy to you! (xbiz.com)

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