Morning Wood: Lindsay Lohan’s Art Imitates Life

· Here's some homemade video footage of Lindsay Lohan dancing on tables and taking her clothes off at a strip club. Oh, wait ... it's from her next movie. The script must have written itself! (egotastic.com)

· That Tennessee trooper who collided with Barbie Cummings' hummer on the highway has officially been fired. But what a way to go, huh? (abcnews.go.com)

· Does anybody else suddenly have the urge to go to Hardee's all of a sudden? (hardees.com, via adrants.com)

· Next month's G8 Summit will be held at a German resort that includes a nude beach. Let's hope our president doesn't take diplomatic advice from this guy. (newsmax.com)

· The makers of video game shoot 'em up Halo 2 are reportedly delaying the release of their Windows Vista version due to uncontrollable nudity. Animation wants to be free! (dailytech.com)

· A survey of sex satisfaction surveys shows that 97% of Americans don't learn shit from sex surveys. (washingtonpost.com, via about.com)

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