Morning Wood: And What Did You Do This Weekend?

· Kelly Brook honors Memorial Day by remembering to shoot photos for her new bikini calendar. Like your barbeque was so special? (toxicmagazine.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· These Linux boobies have inspired us to try out our new pickup line at the next IT conference: "So are you open source or are you just happy to see me?" Ok, it might need some work. (fakesteve.blogspot.com, via computerworld.co.nz)

· According to a new study, 44% of nurses say their sex lives are negatively affected by the stress of their jobs. Fortunately, the rest will be appearing in "Sponge Bath Sluts 37" later this year. (bbc.co.uk)

· Kotaku tracks down the "accidental nudity" that's holding up the Windows Vista Halo 2 release. It sounded better in theory than it actually is in real life. (Kotaku)

· Maybe if Delta Air Lines had always broadcast HBO shows—complete with nudity—as the in-flight entertainment, then they might never have gone bankrupt. (azcentral.com)

· In case you weren't already aware, cyberporn is ruining your life. Sorry we had to do this to you. (brisbanetimes.com.au)

· How can you tell if Hong Kong has changed after ten years of Chinese rule? A nude photo contest of course! That's the answer to everything. (gulf-daily-news.com)

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