Morning Wood: Danielle Lloyd Is Still In The Running

· If there was a swimsuit competition for former beauty contestants, Danielle Lloyd would clearly be the front runner. (latenightpictures.com)

· A shocking new survey reveals that most of the people who look at porn are not shocked and horrified by it. We guess we're just not trying hard enough. (stuff.co.nz)

· Details magazine would like you to jerk off more in the office. Wait, you're not allowed to do that work? (men.style.com)

· Pop star (pixie? ragamuffin?) Lily Allen got thrown out of school for giving blowjobs to her classmates. You're supposed to save those for college so you can give them to your professors. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· Here's a brief recap of the Center for Sex and Culture's "Sex Hacks" show, complete with live electro-stim buttplug excitement. Everyone who was there is still buzzing about it. (theregister.co.uk)

· There's nothing wrong with having a shoe fetish, but stealing 1,500 pairs of them might be going a little too far. Maybe switch to something easier, like stamp collecting. (rgj.com)

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