Wet Spots: “Pirates” Will Steal Anything

· You don't think Digital Playground would use the buzz around "Pirates of the Caribbean 3" to promote their own "Pirates" sequel do you? Such crass commercialism has no place in Hollywood! (adweek.blogs.com)

· How do you deal with cleavage when "American breasts are getting bigger while shirts are getting smaller"? Sounds like the problem is taking care of itself. (abcnews.go.com)

· In Germany, on the other hand, devotion to boobs (or addiction to plastic surgery) could cost you your job. Unless your job is like "boob model" or something. (int.iol.co.za)

· She's not a pornstar, but every wants to snog with the Snorg Tees Girl, right? (Jalopnik)

· Australians are worried about the "pornification" of their culture. Hey, it already happened to us Yanks, and look how well that turned out! (xbiz.com)

· Your challenge: Ignore a fabulous pair of boobs hovering over you, or get a pie the face. Welcome to Japanese TV! (YouTube, via tvinjapan.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives