Morning Wood: Win One For The Nipples

· If all race car driver wives celebrated their husbands winning the Indianapolis 500 the way Ashley Judd does, we think the sport might have a few more fans. (kawaiiwood.blogspot.com + taxidrivermovie.com)

· This just in: Female celebrities like to talk about their breasts and journalists like to write about them. And public relations is usually such a classy affair. (10zenmonkeys.com)

· Philanthropic geeks set up proxy servers to share their web connections with people in countries where the internet is censored. Apparently, there's a problem with that and we'll give you one guess what it is. (forbes.com)

· A church organist is forced to choose between her parish and her day job selling sex toys. Some people just have to answer to a higher calling. (jsonline.com, via sexuality.about.com)

· Another naughty webcam housewife done in by zoning ordinances. Remember to have all naughty house permits in order before you move in. (cincinnati.com)

· Adult bookstores are not a place where people can go to have rampant, unprotected sex. Ok, maybe this one in Nashville was, but that's probably the only one. (xbiz.com)

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