· Holly Valance enjoys her swimming pool almost as much as we enjoy watching her lounge next to it. (dailypoa.com)
· Japanese inventors create futuristic underwear to keep infrared photographers from seeing your naughty bits. And the pervert arms race escalates! (inventorspot.com)
· A sexy wardrobe to make your wife look like a whore? $77. Getting her to fuck you like one? Priceless. (wearemakingporn.com)
· Spice up your sex life with a collagen injection directly into your hoo-ha. If you believe that will work, we've got a penis pump the size of the Brooklyn Bridge we'd like to sell you. (thegshot.com, via wfmu.org)
· "Does Page 3 degrade women?" That depends on your definition of "degrade." If it's the same as everyone else's definition, then we will have to get back to you on that. (dollymix.tv)
· A survey of Adult Friend Finder users reveals that 72% of them would consider performing in porn. Of course, since 100% of them will consider banging strangers they meet on the internet, it's not that surprising. (xbiz.com)
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