Morning Wood: Dana DeArmond Leads Us Astray

· We were wondering whatever became of Lara and the porn company that stole her online photos, until Violet Blue got some answers using ... what's the word? Oh, right ... journalism. We'll have to try that sometime. (sfgate.com)

· Breaking: Pornstars seen partying in Los Angeles to celebrate the release of Winkytiki's "Man's Ruin". What will they think of next? (laist.com; more @ Flickr)

· A contestant on the UK version of "The Apprentice" has been conveniently "caught" having sex in a field with a married man. It's almost like she went on a reality show just for the publicity! (dailymail.co.uk)

· Did you know that 2.4% of all pornstars use the world Lexus in their names? And Toyota would like a word with them? (freep.com)

· Everyone thinks it's cute when a guy dressed as Elvis runs for city council and promises to turn the town square into a nudist swimming pool. Until he wins, that is. (stuff.co.nz)

· Lubbock County, Texas, is made safe for nude dancing once again. We wonder if the Lone Ranger had anything to do with it. (kcbd.com)

· Have you noticed that sex is like ... everywhere these days? Yeah, us neither. (winnipegsun.com)

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