BlightyPorn of the Moment: “Cum Crazed Brits”

It always thrilled me that my Catholic girlfriend from Dublin, after we would do horrible, Guinness-soaked things to each other in some bar bathroom, would turn around and remark that "British girls wear their mattresses on their backs." Talk about the pot calling the kettle a whore.

Now from the land of Mad Cows comes an affliction of another kind: "Cum-Crazed Brits", aside from by deduction painting all Americans as cum crazed (there is no U.S. porn movie called "Cum Crazed Americans" because such a title would be redundant), also turns the stripes of the Union Jack phallic. - GP

· "Cum Crazed Brits (yourchoice.nl)

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