Morning Wood: We’re Number One!

· Congratulations, fellow countrymen: "Americans are the greatest downloaders of porn." U.S.A.! U.S.A.! (news.com.au)

· It's okay though, because music websites are a much greater security risk to your computer than porn websites, mostly due to the increased chance you'll accidentally download the new Linkin Park album. (earthtimes.org)

· Michelle Marsh is doing whatever it is Michelle Marsh does, which naturally involves some kind of bikini. It's what some people like to call a comfort zone. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· What's the best way to let British Prime Minister Tony Blair know what you think of his foreign policy? Why, a nude drawing of him and his wife, of course. It's better than writing a letter. (upi.com)

· Prostitutes in Vancouver need safer places to live and work. Have they tried Seattle? (cbc.ca)

· It could be worse—they could be in South Africa where workers there say they are too tired to even have sex. On a completely unrelated note, are bloggers allowed to go on strike? (reuters.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives