Sex Blog Roundup: Fanfic Geeks Unite!

June 5, 2007
JONNO

You know the story: LiveJournal meets fanfiction; LiveJournal promotes fanfiction; LiveJornal deletes fanfiction; fans of fanfiction raise unholy stink; LiveJournal rediscovers the love (and legality) of fanfiction, and everyone lives happily fucking ever after. If your fantasies abound with Draco Malfoy rimming Harry Potter, Faith spanking a submissive Buffy, or the Scarecrow giving Dorothy a little roll in the hay, we've got you in the palms of our slashfiction/femslash/fanfic hands with this collection of the best sexwriting on the web. Call it fiction for friction.

Let's sit around the campfire and let Chelsea Girl tell you a bedtime story (or six) after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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The Prurience of Purebloods
He ignored the low voices, filtered out the laughter... but then the room went almost silent, except for a sigh, a murmur, and a small moan. Suddenly, it was the book Severus was ignoring.

At first he thought that they hadn't seen him, and now it would be very awkward if he tried to leave the room. He chanced a small glance towards the door leading to his dorm and realised that he would have to pass the older boys. He also realised that one of the Lestrange brothers was looking at him, while sticking his hand inside his brother's robes. Severus looked away, pretending to read again.

His cheeks were heating. They were... touching each other! In plain view, unashamed it seemed, or perhaps trying to provoke him for some reason. Severus didn't know. He only knew that he was the one feeling embarrassed.
- Pornish Pixies

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Because Rynie Enjoyed it So
Hermione sat down on the couch that was right to the bed, giving Sirius a perfect view of her. Never moving her eyes from Sirius, she slowly began to rub her thighs, slowly, and teasingly spreading them. Giving Sirius a view, of her pretty black satin covered pussy. Sirius wanted badly to close his eyes, but couldn't, he eyes had permanently glued themselves on Hermione's cunt. Sirius noticed a wet spot through her black satin g-string. Hermione slowly licked her lips. Leisurely Hermione began to pull of her g-sting, giving Sirius a full view of her shaven cunt. The lips of her cunt glinting with her juices. Hermione gradually placed her hand between her lips, and spreading them, so Sirius could get a full view of her clit and all the glory that goes along with it. Sirius gazed at her pussy, as if he had seen nothing more beautiful.
- I Dream of Mia

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If Only (Wizard of Oz)
Dorothy moaned a little, the sound reverberating off the walls of her bedroom. She rubbed her clit again, but moved her hips forward into her hand, causing her to be even louder.

But the one great thing about the bedrooms there, they were either so far away from everything else, or sound proof, so no one could hear her. And part of the fun was being vocal about it, considering on the farm she had to be as quiet as a church mouse.

"D-Dorothy?"

Dorothy looked quickly over her shoulder, but her own movement against her hand caused to moan loudly again as her eyes met the Scarecrow's.

Without a conversation, or her needing to persuade him, he came over between her thighs and kissed her thoroughly.
- Lamb Fic

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A Jolly Roger!
Spike cursed loudly as he landed on his ass on a hard wooden floor. Oh, he was going to be having some words with that bloody pouf when (and if) he got back: how had he allowed himself to be guilt-tripped into being the guinea pig for their latest magical "project", or, rather, "disaster"? Sure, he'd caused a minor incident a couple of weeks ago involving the odd rabbit and a few other mystical happenings. Well, OK, two incidents, but even so!

He suddenly realised that he was sitting in sunshine. He leaped to his feet, shouting and beating desperately at his duster, only to discover that he was not in fact the expected pillar of flame.

"I'm not on fire!" he exclaimed in relief and delight, before realising that he was not alone. Slowly, he turned to face a very peculiar-looking man in what appeared to be a pirate get-up. The man's expression was far too nonchalant to fall into the realm of "surprised", despite the sudden appearance of the blond on his ship.

"Indeed you are not. An excellent observation! Care for some rum?" he asked, proffering the bottle in an expansive gesture.
- Ach C's Slash Fiction

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Buffy/Faith Spanking 3
Buffy let out a whimper, but didn't move yet. Both struggled for dominance on rare occasions, but Buffy was more content on being the submissive. She enjoyed the control Faith had over her and she knew everything the other girl did to her was out of love and respect. Right now Buffy was begging for a good spanking. Faith could sense that Buffy needed to let her walls down and spanking her was probably the only way that was going to happen. Contrary to most thinking, Buffy was the one who kept more things inside. She needed to share though; that's the only way she could work through her problems, she had to share and let Faith help if she could.

"I'm going to count to five," Faith said, dealing with Buffy in the way she would deal with a naughty five year old child that just didn't want to listen.

"One..." Faith said.

The blonde slayer still didn't move.
- Pretty Painted Words

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Sam and Dean, Part 2: Sam Tied Up
Sam and Dean weren't brothers now but lovers. Lovers Forever, forever love; bonded for life by Sam's hapless but hopeful desire to bestow and uncover universal acceptance in our world, like John Lennon's "Imagine," and Dean's simple but fierce determination to make homophobes, racists, and corporate Nazis pay for their ignorance, cruelty, and greed.

Also, Dean would do whatever it took to keep Sam alive. Even if it kills him.

Had a better bond between two guys ever existed?
- Mars with Mars and Venus

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