Wet Spots: Petra Nemcova’s Upskirt Shot That Wasn’t

· Breaking: After months of legal wrangling, Julie Amero, the substitute teacher convicted by porn pop-ups, has been granted a new trial because the prosecutors are "dumbasses." Okay, that's not the actual quote, but we think we captured the spirit of it. (courant.com)

· Petra Nemcova proves that you can alight from a vehicle wearing a sexy dress and still keep your dignity intact. And still look sexy, for that matter. (drunkenstepfather.com)

· Jessica Cutler, the artist formerly known as Washingtonienne, will not be taking Larry Flynt up on his $1 million dollar offer, even though she probably has plenty of dirt to share about our government officials. It's almost like she has sex just for the fun of it. (radaronline.com)

· Keep an eye out for Fleshbot faves Monique Alexander and Roxy Jezel in cameo roles in HBO's "Entourage" tonight. (If you watch "Entourage", that is, which we don't. Tell us how they did, OK?) (avn.com)

· A Singapore radio station raises some hackles with a speed bra removal contest. Well, they wouldn't wear bras at all if the government wasn't so picky about it. (stuff.co.nz)

· An Indonesian tax minister's photo presentation to newspaper editors turned into a full demonstration of his "porns" collection. Good thing we don't pay taxes on our Indonesian Amway business. (Boing Boing)

· Naturists may sincerely believe their lifestyle is not about sexuality, but that doesn't change the fact that naked bodies are hot. (guardian.co.uk)

· Here's some photos and video of Spencer Tunick's recent Amsterdam shoot. Residents of the city's famous red light district were not impressed. (stuff.co.nz)

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