E.T.’s Lesbian-Like Adventure

This probably isn't how you planned to start off your Friday morning, but for those of you who think Care Bear fucking is a little bit out there, we just had to shift your worldview even further. Like outside the solar system. Hot alien sex has been a staple of our porn diet since the Roswell incident, so that's not news, but an E.T. head and some sort of seaweed mummy wrap definitely take it up a notch. Positive body image is important here, and we've always been respectful of all sizes, shapes, color and creeds, but we have to confess that this is least sexy extra-terrestrial we've ever run across. No matter what her(?) virtues in the bedroom—and no matter how high this clip rates on the giggle factor—we're not planning to add this one to the Fleshbot Crush File. Call us prudes, but that's just how we roll. (What's even more disturbing is that this isn't the first time we've stumbled across some hardcore E.T. oral sex action. Can't someone please decide once and for all what kind of plumbing that thing is supposed to have?)

· E.T. Alien Sex 1 (video @ efukt.com)

Previously: Catching Up With The Galactic Girls, DVD Review: "The Visitors", UFO(s) and Sex, Alien Dildos, Intergalactic Love, tHardcore E.T. Porn