Classic Photoplay: Private’s “Cleopatra”

Summer in Porn Valley is not pleasant. It is so hot that you and your buddy might be doubly-penetrating someone and she's so sweaty that you slip right off and land in the rental mansion's purloined saguaro thicket. Ouch! That is why we hearken back to the shoot for Private's newly reissued "Cleopatra" (2003), lensed not in Porn Valley but the Valley of the Kings, where there was a lot of sucking, sand, and sex, as you will see from the following description:

"We are sucked into a sexual sandstorm of the most ardent sex action imaginable as the ancient queen of the desert, Cleopatra, bewitches all those she meets with her extraordinarily potent sexual powers."

Join us after the gap for more shots from this movie, but don't get sand in the vaseline. - GP

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Private tends to put a few more Euros into its projects than its stateside counterparts, thus Cleopatra is appropriately bedizened but not so much that we can't see her extraordinarily potent sexual parts.

But even our extraordinary lack of attention to detail couldn't miss the new-fangled (but still extraordinarily potent sexual) curtains in the ancient second-floor apartment.

Wait a minute ... Hey Blondie: What are you doing in ancient Egypt?

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