Morning Wood: You And Gemma Atkinson Have A Future Together

· It's a virtual certainty that we'll be writing about Gemma Atkinson's bikini calendar come December, but you can get a preview of it right now. Try to guess which suit will be October. (dailypoa.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· Two adult DVD distributors get busted for obscenity, because of the movies they sell, "none of the three films has a plot line." If that's the standard for arrest, why are the makers of "Fantastic Four" still walking the streets? (sltrib.com)

· Even rich and powerful people get destroyed by porn, which is weird because you'd think they could pay someone to destroy their life for them. (denverpost.com)

· Harry Reems looks back on the good old days of alcohol and homelessness. Oh wait ... yeah, he's probably much better off now. (channel4.com)

· Breaking: Men and women learn a lot about the opposite sex when they date one member of it for an extended period of time. They also learn how to fight over morning bathroom privileges. (gainesville.com)

· A judge orders man not to have girlfriend for the next three years. A) You can do that? B) We have some material that might help him through this tough time. (ap.org)

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