· You can't not escape Danielle Lloyd's watchful gaze, but really, why would you want to? (americanidol2006blog.blogspot.com)
· Maxim, Stuff and Blender walk into a bar and get sold to a private equity firm, which proves that firm privates are still worth a lot of equity. (cnn.com)
· Prostitution may be legalized in Mexico City, so American gringos just might have an excuse to leave Tijuana. (time.com)
· A big lawsuit is asking who is really responsible for what happens to you on MySpace? We don't know why, but for some reason it feels like it's all President Nixon's fault. (xbiz.com)
· A former NFL player and his girlfriend go down for running a prostitution ring in Pittsburgh. We guess athletic cups just aren't as exciting as pimp cups. (thepittsburghchannel.com)
· Hugh Jackman and Jessica Alba have been voted the sexiest superheroes of all time. Whew! Now that that's settled we can finally get some sleep this weekend. (skynews.com.au)
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