Human Furniture That You Can’t Get At IKEA

It's true that some folks get turned on by being objectified, but that doesn't always mean they enjoy literally being turned into objects. This folks in this video, however, take objectification to a whole new level—like the second story of a house entryway, where one trussed up babe is turned into a human chandelier. Unfortunately, we don't have names* or dates to go with this clip (and the sound is a little wonky, as well), but it tells the intriguing tale of a man who basically spends all his time molding furniture out of latex-ensconced women. It's an odd hobby to be sure, but no matter what you think of a dude who builds electric female shrink wrapping machines, you've got to be impressed by the old world craftsmanship involved. The tables and chairs on display here make those Chippendale guys look like a bunch of corncob whittlers.

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* Steve Diet Goedde, of all people, writes in to point out that this is actually Jeff Gord of House of Gord, which we totally would have known if our brain was working properly today, which it obviously isn't. Thanks, Steve!

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